And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
