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say what?
wanna hang out?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just found puke in my bra..
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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