I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
You need a sexual gate keeper
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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