Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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