Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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