I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Randomize
