Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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