I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Will exercising make me less horny?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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