I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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