why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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