bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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