I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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