they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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