She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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