Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Randomize