Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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