no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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