Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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