Apparently you make a good broom.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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