margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
The adults are the big ones right?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
