It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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