I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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