Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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