I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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