I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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