So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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