This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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