school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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