just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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