My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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