2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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