I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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