dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just found puke in my bra..
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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