Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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