the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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