What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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