just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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