is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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