I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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