How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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