thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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