Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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