there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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