she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
