No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm always down for nudity.
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