You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
