In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Randomize
