he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Randomize
