So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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