belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Randomize
