yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
im holly from the hills drunk
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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